
I think my mother in law Cindy holds the family course record...a 1:29. Unless Bruce has gone faster I am not really sure. The thing is it really doesn't matter what your chip time is in the family challenge. In the family challenge all times will be adjusted. Penalties will be administered for numbers of races participated in, miles logged in training, available time to train, massages, physical therapy sessions, and supplements consumed. In the family challenge it is all considering "doping." New shoes are even "doping" So I propose one more adjustment since it's my only chance to win..... instead of an age graded time there should be a cookie adjusted time....subtracting 1 second/cookie consumed since Thanksgiving. Now that would make things fair.
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Bruce has decided to add another category for adjusting the race outcome: caffeine consumption. He is currently working on the metrics.
I would like to formally submit a pre race statement: I have been suffering from IT band syndrome. I have been doing physical therapy; I have also gotten and injection of some sort from my Doctor. Let it be known that I am also racing against my doctor. My symptoms have not subsided. Compounding my situation a lot of cookies have been consumed since Thanksgiving.
Sparky said, "Those are the best looking cookies I have ever seen."
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