Mama! You Forgot the Sand Toys!

 On May 29th I arrived at the beach dressed like this.

My Mom thought it was appropriate for the temperature and weather. I was not there 30 seconds before I saw the boys and said "Mama, take my clothes off". Mama's in for it isn't she?

 
If the boys are in the water...So Am I!

Mama! How could you? You forgot the sand toys!

Well I'll just have to make do with this here iceberg I fished out of Lake Superior. 

 At least you were smart enough to have a swimsuit on hand in the car. I know, you meant for it to be worn in the 84 degree kiddy pool at the YMCA.

 Mama sometimes you really need to rethink things.

 Open your mind and the horizons are endless.