As mentioned below, never trust a Neuschwander male in the final 10 minutes of a workout or with your dessert. They informed me I had married into the most competitive family in the country as evidenced by "cake wars."
When Tim and Seth were kids their father would stick his fork into Tim and Seth's cake and steal the first bite. He would say 10%. You have to learn to tithe. This infuriated Tim and Seth, but as kids, there wasn't much they could do about it. Tim and Seth grew bigger than their father. One day they got really bold and ganged up on their father. They intercepted with their forks and stole the first bite of Bruce's cake. Thus Cake Wars were born. Women are immune to these battles.